So, I’ll be losing my computer tomorrow, so I won’t be here (not like I was here anyway).
P.S. I also see that I have a larger follower list than what it was since I decided to not come here. Thanks for following an inactive user and not sending hatemail to, I guess. :U
![stephaneeneenee:
missalyssaallesmere:
itspartofmyprocess:
rampaigehalseyface:
artist-problems:
Submitted by: keepthemacramesecret
[#1210: Not being able to tell if a bead is glass or plastic.]
This is why you should keep a lighter with you, artists.
Wanna know if something is glass or plastic? Light it up!
glass if it doesn’t melt
plastic if it does
Wanna know if something is cotton, polyester, or wool? Light it up!
if it burns, it’s cotton (or other plant fiber)
if it melts, it’s polyester (or other manmade fiber)
if it smolders, it’s wool (or other protein fiber)
i love that this is literally “don’t know what something is? SET IT ON FIRE.”
Being an artist/crafter/artisan is hardcore, yo.
Fire comments for the win.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/92dff87bf649777400e05e14b7286923/tumblr_mfrbtpiV2N1r5rnmxo1_400.png)
Submitted by: keepthemacramesecret
[#1210: Not being able to tell if a bead is glass or plastic.]
This is why you should keep a lighter with you, artists.
Wanna know if something is glass or plastic? Light it up!
- glass if it doesn’t melt
- plastic if it does
Wanna know if something is cotton, polyester, or wool? Light it up!
- if it burns, it’s cotton (or other plant fiber)
- if it melts, it’s polyester (or other manmade fiber)
- if it smolders, it’s wool (or other protein fiber)
i love that this is literally “don’t know what something is? SET IT ON FIRE.”
Being an artist/crafter/artisan is hardcore, yo.
Fire comments for the win.
harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
Excuse you.
Excuse you
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.
i watch the butt, i protect the butt
without this butt my life is useless
i will serve and protect this butt with my life
(Source: onanismi, via poorlyshaven-and-poorlydressed)
WHat if food didnt exist and we got nourishment from sex„„
Then tumblr would be starving worse then the Irish during the potato famine
stOP MAKING MY POSTS FUNNIER THEN THEY WERE INTENDED TO BE
would masturbation be cannibalism
asking the big questions
(Source: japert, via invalidicho)
☯ ☾ ✞ ✯ Only True 90s Kids Will Remember This(: ✯ ✞ ☾ ☯
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jumpingjacktrash:
mahrahia:
bravedeer:
yellingapple:
hollyjolly-smoothie:
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stormcloaca:
quinkit:
noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:
volvata:
watchxmexrise:
Is your stomach a graveyard?
holy shit that fish looks delicious
no op my stomach isn’t a fucking graveyard it’s a stomach you dumbfuck
for digesting organic material and turning it into shit
Can “graveyard guts” be a new awesome sounding insult for people who eat meat, like “bloodmouth” or “corpse chewer?”
why are vegan insults so fucking metal?
Boy, if we take both sides and put them on top of each other and add bread that’d be a damn good calzone.
i love vegans they make me sound so fucking hardcore
“what are you eating?”
THE FLESH OF A ONCE LIVING BREATHING SENTIENT BEING.
[METALOCALYPSE OPENING]
brutally drinks a glass of milk*
bites into a slice of cheese while head banging
Where else do you get that vitamin B12 other than meat?Supplements are excluded from this. EXACTLY NOW PIPE DOWN AND EAT SOME KBBQ
HOLY SHIT NO HUMANS ARE OMNIVORES THIS IS TERRIBLE
IT’S ALMOST LIKE WE’RE PRIMATES OR SOMETHING
ok but seriously ‘do you feed on rainbows’? what do you think you are, a goddamn pixie? if you can afford the time/effort/money to attempt constructing a balanced diet out of only plants and chemicals, and your health can stand it, go right ahead, have fun with that. but being horrified that humans eat animals, as if it’s some kind of fucking surprise?
twee, disingenuous, privileged, first-world bullshit. grow up.
I now realize I can make my food glorious: I CAN SHOVE A RAINBOW INSIDE OF IT, THEN EAT IT.My food can be dipped in the stewed drippings of a rainbow.
And thus, Ryn grew fifty shades gayer that day.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/7c8eadefe3384c37778ba7967f8ef844/tumblr_mfnoo19DGN1qak6ufo1_400.jpg)
noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:
no op my stomach isn’t a fucking graveyard it’s a stomach you dumbfuck
for digesting organic material and turning it into shit
Can “graveyard guts” be a new awesome sounding insult for people who eat meat, like “bloodmouth” or “corpse chewer?”
why are vegan insults so fucking metal?
Boy, if we take both sides and put them on top of each other and add bread that’d be a damn good calzone.
i love vegans they make me sound so fucking hardcore
“what are you eating?”
THE FLESH OF A ONCE LIVING BREATHING SENTIENT BEING.
[METALOCALYPSE OPENING]
brutally drinks a glass of milk*
bites into a slice of cheese while head banging
Where else do you get that vitamin B12 other than meat?Supplements are excluded from this. EXACTLY NOW PIPE DOWN AND EAT SOME KBBQ
HOLY SHIT NO HUMANS ARE OMNIVORES THIS IS TERRIBLE
IT’S ALMOST LIKE WE’RE PRIMATES OR SOMETHING
ok but seriously ‘do you feed on rainbows’? what do you think you are, a goddamn pixie? if you can afford the time/effort/money to attempt constructing a balanced diet out of only plants and chemicals, and your health can stand it, go right ahead, have fun with that. but being horrified that humans eat animals, as if it’s some kind of fucking surprise?
twee, disingenuous, privileged, first-world bullshit. grow up.
I now realize I can make my food glorious: I CAN SHOVE A RAINBOW INSIDE OF IT, THEN EAT IT.My food can be dipped in the stewed drippings of a rainbow.
And thus, Ryn grew fifty shades gayer that day.
(via circle-of-magi)
(via circle-of-magi)
